You know what I've realized? Tanning salons are the perfect place to find bimbos.
Let me explain. First of all, I work at a fast food restaurant across the street from a tanning salon, and thus, the people who work there come over fairly often (and order some kind of ultra-specific, contrived 'healthy' thing that one should not find naturally occurring in a fast food place, just because we give them a discount).
I've come to notice that pretty much every girl working there is more or less the same (they're the kind of people that stand out in a hamburger place, even from my perspective, and for me it's gotten to the point that 90% of customers who can't keep their fat asses out of there all just look like Jabba the Hutt), and they share their appearance with practically everyone I see go in there: bimbos.
And it actually makes sense. Tanning is one of the most indulgent cosmetic practices there is. Fancy clothes? Well, you need clothes, why not. Makeup? You can fit it into a morning routine, just like shaving, cutting your nails, and picking zits out of your nose. Hairstyling? If you want to give an evil old lady a ride into your tower at the expense of your scalp, be my guest, but otherwise you gotta get it cut anyway. But tanning? You're taking time out of your waking life to sit naked in an oven for something you could just wait a few months and get by being outside for any extended period of time? Sorry, but biiiiiiiiimmboooooooooo....
Furthermore, you aren't going to see many apparent brunettes going in there, unless you count their roots, but they don't want you to notice, and we want them to feel god about themselves so shhhhhhhh. Not only do tanners tend to go for the blonde beach bunny look, via hairspray or maybe the tanning oven just singes their hair blonde, I don't know, but also the tanning demographic tends to encompass the fair skinned, and therefore fair headed, far more than people who are melanin-inclined.
Anyway, just an observation.
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Friday, August 10, 2012
Modest Sexuality
The internet is for porn.
Grab yor dick and dubble click FOHR PORN PORN PORN! |
Even in the TG enthusiasts’ little corner of the internet,
it all comes back to porn. No matter the focus on gender transformations, it
almost always eventually comes to revolve around sex of some sort. Though, I
guess, this is a fetish, and fetishes are bred from sex, and the appeal
attached to them are sexual in nature, so I suppose it’s only natural that
would be the focus. As such, I would be the impractical one here, but like fuck
is that going to keep me from complaining.
I’ve been wanting to write an entry about this topic for
some time, because I believe this aspect, which I have come to call Modest
Sexuality (after the great psychosexologist, Modest Mouse), is what
distinguishes me from most other people who share my interests, and who share
my internet haunts. It’s the reason why, no matter how adept I become at
navigating the primal jungles of Fictionmania by fine tuning my searches and
keeping a discriminating eye on story descriptions I still can’t get no
satisfaction I can’t get no satisfaction ‘cause I try and I try and I try and I
try I can’t get no I can’t get no!
Stones mouth: one of the most prevalent symptoms of can’t get no satisfactioning (along with Jagger Hair) |
Seeing how the Olympics are currently in progress in London
(or on the moon, depending on how long I take to finish up this entry and
publish it), I’m going to use that as an example. Now we all know what the
Olympics are for: bringing together the nations of the world in the spirit of
love and unity and squeezing international nubile hotties in perfect shape into
tiny volleyball shorts. Observe the aforementioned example:
For those of you whose attention hasn't drifted, I think just about everybody
can agree that the beach volleyball “uniform”, being just a bikini, is the
single sexiest sport uniform ever. Hell, it’s probably the only reason beach
volleyball exists. The only thing that would make it sexier is if it were even
skimpier! And, of course, the best uniform of all would be complete nekkedness,
of course! In fact, fuck clothes! In a perfect world, every hot female would be
naked at all times. And, of course, this is a universal ideal for all heterosexual
men. If anybody disagrees, raise your hand so I can shoot you lest you impede
our progress toward a bare-boobed world.
I am currently raising my hand, by the way. Maybe I’ll shoot
myself later, once I’m done ranting.
Ever since I saw my first Olympics in 2004 at the age of 13,
I acquired a profound enticement with one of the female uniforms that lasts to
this day. But what? There’s nothing in the Olympics that shows more skin than
the beach volleyball bikinis, and therefore, by definition, nothing could
possibly be sexier!
It was the gymnastics leotards that enamored me. And even,
though it shows some serious leg (and I do love me some gymnast leg), that
wasn’t the only thing to which I paid attention. It was the outfit itself, the
colors, the texture, the way in which it clung to the girls’ contours. Then, it
hit me. In a world where so many people equate nudity to arousal, where
everybody can’t get boobies and vajayjays off their minds: I have a fetish for
femininity.
Unlike my sissy friends, (psych, I don't have any friends) my poison isn’t the hyper pink
excessively frilly kind of stuff (although I do have a thing for sweet Lolita fashion),
but rather, real femininity. The type
of femininity that I’ve observed expressed. That which is common in my everyday
life. And, of course, the female body is incredibly feminine too, and I’d be
lying if I said I had no attraction to it, not to mention sex as a woman must
be a very feminine experience. Honestly, though, with the nigh-exclusive focus
on it, I think it’s a little old.
As for me, the outfit on the left offers me just about no sexual attraction. It's too skimpy, so much so that it's comical.It just looks stupid to me. The one on the right, though, that's something I would actually see. Something a real schoolgirl would wear, and that can get my mind running.
Now don’t get me wrong, I like to indulge myself sometimes.
I’m not above fantasizing about being a harem slave girl or a French maid in a
ridiculous costume forced to serve, but my primary appetite is just being a
normal female. Albeit without the identity death or tainted memories, and while
maintaining the nonconsent factor. The kind of girls I dream about being are
the ones I see in my everyday life.
Boring? To me, even though these archetypes are commonplace,
the actual existence of them unleashes a heavy realism quality onto my
fantasies, not to mention the behind-the-scenes enigmas of femininity, and the
mystery of what it would be like if it was mine. I think what draws me to it
most strongly is external opinion. Not only are you now this girl, but people
now see you as her, the same way you saw girls of the like before. It’s even
better if the transformee once had a condescending attitude towards the girls
whose ranks he’s been forced to join, like airheaded bimbos or teenyboppers.
There’s an amazing scene in The Katy Nightmare where
Tony-now-Katy is being driven towards his new school. On the way, he sees some
schoolgirls walking along the street, and he just about goes crazy when he
realizes he’s now just one of them.
Gooble gobble gooble gobble! |
I really don’t know how to explain this, actually, but here’s
another example…
In a story I’m pretty sure was called Compulsions (which I
can’t seem to find again… did it get deleted?), a man becomes a woman via
punishment from his wife/girlfriend/yadda yadda yadda. As a result of this ‘curse’,
he’s afflicted by certain compulsions to do feminine things like… and every
time he gives in, a supernatural change is wrought over his life, making him
more feminine.
Now, I started getting really into this story after a while
(the age regression aspect may have had something to do with it, although the
failure to notice the transformations detracted from it), as he slowly became a
secretary for the company for which he was once a manager, also becoming
slightly airheaded and bubbly as an added bonus. With this, her moods started
shifting, things like her taste in music becoming typical for the kind of girl
she was changing into. That was amazing. That’s the kind of thing I’m looking
for. Someone who formerly listened to classical or something now being
compelled to listen to the teeny-bopper music synonymous with airheads everywhere?
Or somewhere in between? |
And then… the compulsions kept coming. One magical shift
later, and she was ducking into her boss’s office every now and then to give
him a blowjob or something. Another magical blink and she was the office slut.
More than that, a wanton whore who strips naked without a moment’s hesitation
amidst a crowd of horny men. I know it’s just a fantasy, but nobody fucking
does that. It ruined the story for me.
Okay, okay, I’m aware that I’m in the minority here. This is
a fetish. A sexual fantasy, so there’s nothing wrong with taking it to whatever
extreme you like. You like imagining being a horny, nymphomaniacal superslut
who can’t think about anything other than sex? More power to you. You like fantasizing
about crossdressing in frilly sissy dresses? Have fun. I like detailed representations of all aspects of life as a girl. More
power to me. In fact, all the power to me. Red Ochre desperately wants more of
this.
Thursday, August 9, 2012
The Katy Nightmare
The same week I discovered the Cheerleader Transformation
Machine ultimately ended up being a lucky week so far as age regression goes,
because in my internet gallivanting (I’m tired of saying “stumbling”. This
makes me sound more manly), I came across a story by the name of “The Katy
Nightmare”.
Now right away, this differs from the Cheerleader TF Machine
in one way. The name. With a title like “The Katy Nightmare”, it brings to mind
the inane, grammatical mutilation-ridden fantasy ramblings of someone far too
young to be on this site. But, as the categories at least seemed promising, I
clicked it, half expecting some piece of shit about a thirteen year old boy
being forced into diapers by his mom or something like that.
OH GOD I WAS WRONG HOW WRONG I WAS!!
Okay, so. There’s this guy named Tony Bradley. Currently 21,
he’s just getting used to all the privileges of adulthood: being in charge of
his own time, legally drinking alcohol, partying all night, smoking weed,
soliciting prostitution (I don’t know much about England, but I’m assuming all
this is legal there). Then one night, this young teenage girl shows up at his
door.
I need about tree fitty. |
Katy Campbell, recently turned 14, shows up inexplicably to
drop off a few bags containing her school uniforms. Tony, not being a creepy
perverted Otaku, does not immediately run up to his room to fap to them, but
instead, rather confused about what he’s supposed to do, just drops them off in
his closet, where they sit, watching… waiting…
I hope this isn't going to end up like The Secret Stash |
Over the next few days, Tony awaits the return of Katy, whom
he assumes will show up eventually to pick her uniforms up (presumably, when
she comes down from whatever high she was on). No sign of her, and school is
supposed to be back in session, so unless she decided to make a daring fashion
statement and go to school nekked (This is Europe, after all. And don’t picture
that, you perv) she would have needed them by now. So it doesn’t seem likely
she’ll be coming back anytime soon.
But it seems some shit is going down when Tony finds his bed
has been replaced with a small, pink one, and no one seems to acknowledge this.
Even if their memories have somehow been altered, no one even seems to find it
strange that a 21-year-old man has a bed more befitting of a teenage girl,
seeing how nobody ever muses “You know? I just realized how gay you are” or
anything of the like.
He eventually gets in contact with Katy, who finally drops
the bomb on him.
She’s sick of being a teenage girl. She wants all the privileges
of adulthood and the respect of manhood, so guess what Tony? Katy’s going to be
you, and you’re going to be Katy. A teenage girl. A school kid again, but this
time of the opposite gender. Kaboom.
Horrified, but constantly clinging to denial, Tony goes on
to experience the gradual usurpation of his adulthood allowances by his
parents, all the while awaiting actually becoming Katy, and being forced back
to school as her.
So up until this point, I’ve kept my actual opinions of the
story rather vague and flip-floppy at times, mostly so I can be a jackass and
keep you frantically guessing until the end (especially Mikkelm, if he happens
to be reading this), so bluntly, what do I really think of The Katy Nightmare?
Pros:
This can be summed up in one word.
THISISONEOFTHEGREATESTSTORIESONFICTIONMANIANOBULLSHIT!
This is… wow… where do I even start?
The is the prime
example of the preteen/early teen age category in AR stories. That’s with a
“the”, not an “a”. This is the
example every other inferior author should hold themselves to.
What makes this story so great? Well, there are two general
areas of excellence here. The first is the amazingly unique and powerful way in
which this story illustrates one of the most fundamental aspects of TG: The
experience of being female.
It’s the subtleties that really make this story great. I
have a theory that, if an author wants his or her audience to know what’s going
on, simply describing the situation will do, but if he or she wants the
audience to actually feel, to experience the situation by proxy, they need to
describe things in unexpected ways. And that’s how Mikkelm does it. Instead of
focusing exclusively on the big picture, he spends a lot of time pointing out
tiny, seemingly insignificant things, which actually help build the image in
one’s imagination.
The infantilizing (juvenillizing?) way in which his parents
come to treat him is one example. The way Katy talks, writes, types, her diary
entries? All compelling tools to create an image of this person he’s becoming.
My favorites are probably the changes in part four: the pictures on the walls,
the messy room, the skirt on the floor… It’s like a behind-the-scenes look at a
girl’s life: something a guy really isn’t meant to see. Hell, even the gradual
discovery of his new body in part four is done so much better here than
anywhere else.
The second appealing factor of this story is something more
personal: There are so many things in this story that fall right into place
amongst my own interests, something exceedingly rare. It’s got age regression
(not the ‘innocent child’ kind either), it sticks to a realistic portrayal of
the new Katy’s life, the only slightly more indulgent thing it uses is a sort
of clothing fascination. And… it just so happens one of my few universally
applicable indulgent interests is feminine clothing: both the tactile sensation
on the body, and the sociological implications of wearing it.
In fact, the areas of focus, the prose, everything seems like it was tailor-made to appeal to me, and
people like me. It’s very possible Mikkelm is, in fact, myself from the future,
sending a story back in time via Boson particles to help enrich my life. This
doesn’t explain why my future self appears to be British, but as evidence of
time travel it’s still fairly compelling (In other news, I was recently thrown
out of Academia for this proposition).
I was also thrown out of my Eighth Grade science class for inappropriate use of Bunsen Burners. |
Tony’s reactions were something I really liked, too. He
always kept struggling, staying in denial, keeping the nonconsent aspect
strong, but still played along, being smart enough not to pull a Sam
Beckett and make everything awkward.
I first read this story fairly soon after the third part was
released, which means I had to wait an entire TWO MONTHS AND FOURTEEN DAYS and
four hours and thirty-six minutes and eight point two four nine three six eight
four zero two seconds until the payoff from 111.8 kilobytes of elevating
tension. You wouldn’t BELIEVE the Antarctic shower I had to take before
settling in for the long wait until part 4.
They say you wouldn’t survive fifteen minutes in Antarctic waters. I think I caused global warming instead. |
I also like how he managed to do this without defaulting to
the way it’s generally done: via a gradual transformation. I don’t really like
gradual change that much, partially for the same reason I didn’t like puberty
(besides the fact that puberty didn’t turn me into a cute English schoolgirl).
You can’t easily change from male to female without going through a very
awkward half-and-half phase unless you go it all at once.
For the most part, though, I prefer faster transformations
because they’re a more vivid experience. If you only change a little bit at a
time over a few days or weeks, it gives you a chance to get at least somewhat used to
every increment until you’re a complete girl, which totally takes the fun out
of it. It’s like how robbing a bank is so much more fun than earning the money
yourself.
The author claims he has never written anything before this
story IF THAT’S TRUE YOU MUST BE THE REINCARNATION OF OSCAR FUCKING WILDE!
Ignoring the reviews that request the story include
crossdressing.
Cons:
It’s British. That doesn’t sound like a flaw, but oh my God
is this story British. You have no idea.
I know Mike Meyers isn’t really English, but he does make a damn fine stereotype. |
I have no problem with Britain as long as it’s after 1812
(and last time I checked, it still is), and what I mean is something like this:
I’ve read British stories on FictionMania and other places before. I’ve
probably read a lot more than I realize, since they’re more or less identical
to American ones. Usually the only tips which give it away are a mention of
pounds instead of dollars, or some extra ‘u’s throuwn into a feuw wourds here
and there.
Now, of course, this is a very subjective viewpoint, seeing
how not everyone doesn’t not live in America like me, but it’s hard to nitpick
this story, so I guess I’m clutching at straws here (just like Tony lawl!).
Reading this story, though, made me realize how different England is from the
US, in ways I had never witnessed before in all the Doctor Who and Monty Python
I’ve ever seen. It surprised me and actually threw me off a few times. Here are
some examples.
The word “bin” is used instead of “trash” or “garbage’’. I’d
bin wondering what he was talking about, but then I realized it was obvious and
I was stupid.
School uniforms. I actually knew school uniforms were worn
in England, but I had minimal firsthand witness of (a TV screen displaying) it.
Not many shows or movies from across the big-ass-shark-infested pond star
school kids. But I did look up English school
uniforms to get a feel for them, and there are tight skirts, and lots of
tights. Hot. Or as the English would say… uh… I have no idea, nevermind.
Premature adulthood? From what I’ve gleaned from this tale
of schoolgirlifying goodness, apparently English kids graduate from school at
the age of 16? And they are considered adults at the same age? It’s kind of
like the US's 18? Rhetorical question mark? I found this kind of odd, especially
since, from what I know, pretty much every other industrial country uses the
same kind of school system as the US: from age 6 or so to 18, grades 1 through
12. Some countries may separate their grades differently into elementary,
middle, and high schools, but it usually has all the same grades in total. I
guess I just wasn’t expecting this…
Speaking of elementary/middle/high schools, what does a
“secondary” school encompass? Judging by Katy’s age, it would imply high
school, but from what I’ve seen, I suppose I can’t quite apply my knowledge of
the US school system here. Huh…
Also, if this were on any other website, I would mark it
down for ruining the ending in the 17th paragraph. But let’s face
it, we all knew what would happen.
Two things that would make this story perfect in my eyes:
Instead of being 14, Katy would be 11 or 12. She would also be Asian.
I’ve received confirmation that Mikkelm intends to continue
this story, which fills me with excessive euphoric intoxicated joy. Seriously,
the extent of this feeling cannot even technically exist on the internet as
there is not emoticon that can express such an emotion, but I’ll try anyway.
Anywho MIKKELM YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN PLEASE WRITE MORE!
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